I had a flat tire yesterday, so I got out of the car and opened the trunk.
I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them, and stood them at the
rear of my car, facing oncoming traffic. They look so life-like you wouldn't believe it!
Cars started slowing down, looking at my life-like men, which made
it safer for me to work at the side of the road.
Traffic started backing up. Everybody was honking their horns and waving
like crazy.. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.
'What's going on here?'
'My car has a flat tire,' I said calmly.
'Well, what are those cardboard men doing here by the road?'
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,
'Helloooooo, those are my Emergency Flashers.'
OK - that is the funniest thing I've read in a long time!!!!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! I love it!
ReplyDeleteEmergency Flashers! That's what I've forgotten.
ReplyDeleteNote to self: Stop at Chippendale's and pick up flashers, just in case of emergency.
What a hoot! Thanks for making me laugh today.
ReplyDeleteVery funny!
ReplyDeleteToooo funny. Gotta get me some!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Jenn, extremely funny.
ReplyDeleteThat's too funny! Love it.
ReplyDeleteYou had me going there.
ReplyDeleteOMG...this is just too funny. I love it. :) Sylvia it was so wonderful getting to meet you and have lunch with you. I'm so glad we got to :) I look forward to another visit :)
ReplyDeleteGreat idea Sylvia, where do I get some.
ReplyDeleteHumor and wit...like lemons to lemonade...way to go!
ReplyDeleteLUV it! Both the post and the pic.
ReplyDeleteWHERE DO WE GET THOSE??!
ReplyDeleteGeeeze Sylvia, you can't leave out the important part!
LOL
I agree with Susan!!! LOL
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeletethat was brilliant!
It is good, really good.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL ... too funny ;-)
ReplyDeleteHugs and blessings,
lol..i still cant get over it ..:)
ReplyDeleteOMG, funny. Missed it first time around. Thank you, Link Within!
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny. Every car should have one.
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