My delightful 88 year old friend sent this to me and it's too funny not to share! What a great sense of humor she has, just hope I still have one at all when I'm her age! Assuming I'm still around, of course!
I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 30+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by
greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask
over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all happened.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black
leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.I love you.'
Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a
raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and a mask over my eyes. When
I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and
we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story: (The wife)
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings,
stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Zorro?"
Hahahahaha! That's funny! LOL! I don't think I'd get quite that reaction though.
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO. All she needed were cuffs and a whip. LOL
ReplyDeleteThanks Sylvia for the my laugh of the day.
ReplyDeleteCute story for sure, I was sp tickled.
great story--thanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeletewhen I first started reading, I wanted to say, I haven't wore a black bra for a long time.
ReplyDeleteWhen I finished reading I wanted to say, I am going to post you for my ABC letter Z.LOl, yes, I am seriously doing it.
lol!, cant stop laughing... good one Sylvia
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard I cried. I started to tell Sweetie the joke and did OK until I got to the punch line I was laughing and crying so much I had to have her read it and she about fell on the ground also.
ReplyDeleteGood one Sylvia!
Funny!! Thanks for the chuckles.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I liked your male and female definitions too. Hindi pundits would love it as there is no neuter gender in Hindi!
ReplyDeletecute...
ReplyDeletegiggles!
I love it! I LOVE it! If I did that Art would think I went nuts and give me an asprin.
ReplyDeleteA good one Sylvia. Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteCostas
Funny..I'm still laughing
ReplyDeleteI think that's the truth, hahaha !
ReplyDeleteLOL! I had to email this to my husband! :)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from Casa,
BLOGitse
Great story and how marvellous that your friend still has such a wonderful sense of humour. A
ReplyDeleteI shall have to keep my black bra stowed away then ;-(
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