A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book.
"I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball," the young woman said.
He replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back into his patrol car and left.
Way to go, Girl!!!
Sylvia's world in thoughts and pictures
LOL! Nice laugh for a Friday night!
ReplyDelete..go†ta be quick on the draw...
ReplyDeleteGo girl go :)
Took him a moment, then he had to make a dignified withdrawal. LOL
ReplyDelete-- K
Kay, Alberta, Canada
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LOLZZZ
ReplyDeleteAck! That's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteGood one, Sylivia! I sure needed a good LOL to end the day! I haven't been pulled over in a long time, but I think I'll make a PostIt Note and stick it on my Dash. Even tho the speed limit has been raised to 75 on the back roads of West Texas, I sometimes exceed that on my way to Fort Stockton. I hope the Texas Rangers don't have any....Ahem...Dances either!
ReplyDeleteI have one to share (though not as hilarious):
ReplyDeleteWhy was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.
I don't think its good for me to laugh so hard so early in the morning.
ReplyDeleteBetween you, your photos, your quotes, Mark Twain, your site is always a pleasure to visit.
ReplyDeleteI am getting over a cold, and so happy to sit and look at beautiful photos.
cheers
My Skies !
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete(The inquiring mind of «Louis la Vache» wonders where you got that...)
;-D
Excellent! Think before you speak . . .
ReplyDeleteCute!
ReplyDeleteHa, ha! Great way to get out of a ticket.
ReplyDeletenope, he apparently didn't have any.
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