Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Another New Illness to Watch Out For!!

 Anal Glaucoma

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. 
"What's the matter?" he asks. 
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. 
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?" 
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
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15 comments:

  1. SandyCarlsonDecember 15, 2010 at 5:41 PM

    Good one, my friend. You have me laughing. Thanks.

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  2. magiceyeDecember 15, 2010 at 8:33 PM

    lol!!!!

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  3. lotusleafDecember 15, 2010 at 9:35 PM

    You have me in splits, and I am at my workplace!

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  4. Devika JyothiDecember 15, 2010 at 9:37 PM

    haha! You are REAL fun, Sylvia :)

    btw, is this a woman's health issue...or with either sexes? anyway, if the matter is serious...perhaps eat only what one can digest!?

    wishes,
    devika

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  5. UnknownDecember 15, 2010 at 11:41 PM

    A good one Sylvia...
    The truth is I havent heard of it before also..
    Have a great evening...
    Costas

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  6. L. NeusiedlerDecember 16, 2010 at 12:05 AM

    LOL! this was indeed very funny :))!

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  7. ArijaDecember 16, 2010 at 2:14 AM

    Ah, the wonders of modern medicine! At least its good for something. Such I pity I have nowhere to put it to use.

    Thank you my friend, it's been one of those days.

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  8. TracyDecember 16, 2010 at 3:11 AM

    Sylvia, I love it! thanks for the morning giggle...

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  9. izzyDecember 16, 2010 at 5:25 AM

    I just looked at the entry w/all the dog's flumped, because of drinking- that is so funny! -and true...thanks for visiting my page and commenting!

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  10. Yogi♪♪♪December 16, 2010 at 6:17 AM

    Sylvia, shame on you. I just spit coffee all over myself at work this morning.

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  11. Maude LynnDecember 16, 2010 at 6:20 AM

    That's hilarious!

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  12. LoisDecember 16, 2010 at 6:52 AM

    Thank you for the laugh Sylvia--I really needed that one today!

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  13. GeorgeDecember 16, 2010 at 8:08 PM

    I've suffered from that a time or two over the years!

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  14. TeamgsquareDecember 16, 2010 at 8:10 PM

    Nice one , now i got one more reason to skip work .........

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  15. SerlineDecember 16, 2010 at 8:47 PM

    Too bad for me, I can never use such an excuse...

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