To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria
found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
However,
we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of crap.
and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria
found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
However,
we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of crap.
I think that it is safe to say that our politicians drink enormous amounts of water!!!
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion!! This is good to know!!
MEDICAL RESEARCH
Australian Medical Association researchers have found
that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit
from receiving chicken blood
rather than human blood.
It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better....
Just thought you'd like to know.
BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO ARE CRACKED,
FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE LIGHT!
Just thought you'd like to know.
BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO ARE CRACKED,
FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE LIGHT!
OK, I'll be going to my room now.
I always enjoy a glass of wine! :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks for all the smiles and chuckles. Now I don't have to feel guilty about that glass of wine.
ReplyDeleteYes, go to your room and stay there! LOL
ReplyDelete-- K
Kay, Alberta, Canada
An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel
OK, OK, I'm still laughing!!!!
ReplyDeleteI like the Czech answer when offered water to drink: "water is for the feet!"
I do love you Sylvia, who else would extol such superb Australian research?
Blessings . . chuckle, chuckle . . Arija
Thanks for making me smile, Sylvia. You are awesome. I will remember that about the chicken blood!
ReplyDeleteGood to know. I wondered why my breath was so bad.
ReplyDeleteYou've done it again Sylvia. This post is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteLove your new header by the way.
Awesome ............
ReplyDeleteLOL! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteCheers!
☼ Sunny
Ahahaha! Actually drinking the E Coli is probably good for our immune systems but it's a nice thought for those who need an excuse to drink wine!
ReplyDeleteI love the bit about the ones who are cracked letting the light in. There's a line in a Leonard Cohen song like that, too. 'There's a crack in everything .. that's how the light gets in'. A great poet is Leonard!