Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Little Humor for Wednesday!

INSTALLING SPRING...     44% DONE.



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Season "Spring" cannot be located. The season you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is
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Ah, so that's it!!!!



POOF and the light goes off 
An 86-year-old man goes for a physical.  All of his test results come back normal.  

 The doctor says, "Eddie everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally?  Are you at peace with God?"
Eddie replies, "God and I are tight.

He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on.  When I'm done, *poof* the light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
 
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Eddie's wife.

"Carolyn, he says, Eddie is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.  Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof * the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof* the light goes off?"

"OH MY!" Carolyn exclaims.

"He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!"  

AND!
 
English Grammar: Capitalization

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, texting, and tweeting I've noticed  that more and more people who send messages and emails have forgotten the art of capitalization.

For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of
 the following statement.

 "Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack
 off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

Is everybody clear on that now?  Good!

Enjoy what's left of your week!! 


























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13 comments:








  1. B i r g i t t aJune 1, 2011 at 8:48 AM
    :D Thanks Sylvia this was great fun :D
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  2. magdaJune 1, 2011 at 9:04 AM
    Hahaaaaaa, beautiful fun, thank you Sylvia!
    Have a good June!
    Many greetings
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  3. KateJune 1, 2011 at 12:01 PM
    Hi Sylvia, Gosh the number of your friends is hitting the heights missus...  are you trying to take over the world hehehe... 

    I loved the picture of the old man (who pees in the fridge ) ??? Could I use it ?
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  4. Martha ZJune 1, 2011 at 1:02 PM
    I think your having the same problem with Spring as we are, we canceled today's camping trip and I don't know if we will ever get to our high altitude Summer home.
    I got laugh out of the other two, sent them over to Hubby's computer.
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  5. TexWisGirlJune 1, 2011 at 2:36 PM
    ugh!!!  i'm guilty of the non-caps!!!  ha ha!
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  6. DianneJune 1, 2011 at 2:36 PM
    A great laugh to start my day!
    Must remember to use my capitals!!
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  7. Kay L. DaviesJune 1, 2011 at 3:05 PM
    Sylvia, you are wicked, girl, you really are. LOL
    "Installing spring" seems to be international, it's only about 44% done here, too.
    — K

    Kay, Alberta, Canada
    An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel
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  8. SamsonJune 1, 2011 at 4:23 PM
    Hahaha Thanks for the laugh Sylvia :D
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  9. JackJune 1, 2011 at 5:09 PM
    Sylvia, the tears are streaming down my cheeks.  (The ones on my face, you salacious old gal.)  How funny!
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  10. lotusleafJune 1, 2011 at 5:56 PM
    Sylvia, thanks for the early morning laughs!
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  11. forgetmenotJune 1, 2011 at 7:26 PM
    Oh Sylvia,  You do make me laugh out loud.  The "capitalization" is priceless.  Thank you for making the world a "funnier" place.  Mickie :)
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  12. SridharanJune 2, 2011 at 7:02 AM
    ha..ha..It is always great fun to read your posts..!
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  13. TeamgsquareJune 2, 2011 at 11:26 AM
    Lovely and hilarious
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