Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Little Humor for Wednesday!

THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me.  Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.  It's only $2,000.  Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models.  I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: ' $90,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house I wanted last year is back on the market.  They're asking $980,000'

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $ 900,000.  They will probably take it.  If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a good deal.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later!  I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up.  The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks:  'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'


 
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18 comments:

  1. SridharanAugust 3, 2011 at 9:49 AM

    I has taken a while for me to stop laughing..! Men, beware.. don't you ever loose your phone in a locker room..!

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  2. JackAugust 3, 2011 at 9:49 AM

    Hah!!! That is what I would do, too. You are something else, Sylvia. Want a Mercedes?

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  3. TeamgsquareAugust 3, 2011 at 10:04 AM

    Wow just superb.

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  4. Tina´s PicStoryAugust 3, 2011 at 11:00 AM

    lol! :)) That´s good! Even I had a taugh day I had to laugh now! Thanks for this! LG Tina

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  5. JoAugust 3, 2011 at 11:24 AM

    Omw, Sylvia, that is BRILLIANT! I'm still chuckling. Did you win the Rainier prize for photoblogging. And wow, I love your header. That artist has unlimited imagination and talent. Have a great day. Jo

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  6. nonizamboniAugust 3, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    Oh, my! Just call me an ear of popped corn.
    :O)

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  7. nsiyerAugust 3, 2011 at 11:58 AM

    Superb Sylvia. I remember Sylvia that a man lost his credit card and did not bother because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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  8. Mariette VandenMunckhof-VedderAugust 3, 2011 at 12:51 PM

    Dearest Sylvia,

    What a joke! And that woman never caught his 'strange' voice?!...

    Have a great week's remainder,

    Love,

    Mariette

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  9. CherylAugust 3, 2011 at 1:01 PM

    PERFECT! Great joke and I've always loved that cartoon.

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  10. PAINTORDIG.blogspot.comAugust 3, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    I needed a laugh today. And the heat index is 115 if I go out I will feel like that ear of corn!

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  11. GeorgeAugust 3, 2011 at 2:21 PM

    Thanks for the chuckles. I'll be sure to keep a close eye on my cell phone from now on.

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  12. kaykualaAugust 3, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    Great! For one moment I thought he'll agree to sacrifice his life for lady love.Thanks for the laughs

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  13. lotusleafAugust 3, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    That had me in splits!Thank you for a nice start of the day!

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  14. UnknownAugust 3, 2011 at 6:57 PM

    Cant stop laughing.
    Great post Sylvia.
    Have a great evening.
    Costas

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  15. Pietro BrosioAugust 3, 2011 at 9:17 PM

    Very amusing! I always like your "humor" posts, Sylvia!

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  16. GrayquillAugust 3, 2011 at 9:20 PM

    Ouch! I think some marital disharmony came next. I'm not leaving my phone anywhere ever again.

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  17. IndraniAugust 3, 2011 at 11:20 PM

    Thanks for the laugh.

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  18. KayAugust 5, 2011 at 12:11 AM

    Oh my gosh! I didn't expect that punch line! Thanks for a happy Thursday laugh! I LOVE that orchid photo, by the way.

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