Ah, the joys of aging!! The video says it all!!
And .....
And .....
Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of Senators and Congressmen. It will be named the “Politician”.
It doesn't work and you can't fire it.
On a lighter note .......
Lovemaking Tips For Seniors
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember..
6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..
8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
And how about a little septic tank humor?
Okay, okay! I've been bad enough for one day!
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember..
6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..
8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
And how about a little septic tank humor?
You make me laugh ... too funny!
ReplyDeleteGreat way to start a day!
That video is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThis kind of BAD I can handle, Sylvia! LOL!
ReplyDeletegems! all of them are gems!!
ReplyDeleteNow I have an idea on how to label the two covers to my septic tank. I'll call one "Democrats" and the other "Republicans!"
ReplyDeleteYou may have been bad with this post, but I sure got a lot of chuckles out of it. That just shows that when you're bad you're very, very good.
ReplyDeletePretty funny Sylvia!
ReplyDeleteSo funny and true .. everything.
ReplyDeleteIf we cant be sarcastic about ourselves and what is happening to us.. then we ve completely lost it.
Have a great afternoon and evening Sylvia.
You made mine.
Costas
Haha, thank God I have a Dymo!:-)
ReplyDeletethat was hilarious!
ReplyDeletethat was so funny
ReplyDeleteHe he he! So funny!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing, Sylvia!
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That was funny, thanks for laugh Sylvia :-D
ReplyDeleteHilarious..Looking forward to the next post of this kind..!
ReplyDeletelol!
ReplyDeletethat was fun!
You are a salacious old gal, Sylvia. Keep them coming.
ReplyDeleteLiked all ,but loved the septic tank very much .
ReplyDeleteToo, too funny Sylvia! The one about politicians, however, is too pitiful because it's true! Arrrgh!
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