Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Ten Thoughts to Ponder!!

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 Men have two emotions :Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you  $30.00?

Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 ThoughtLife is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently  said to me : "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."


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14 comments:

  1. forgetmenotDecember 13, 2011 at 7:36 AM

    Sylvia, Great way to start the day--a smile on my face! Thanks. Hope your day is great. Mickie :)

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  2. ReenaDecember 13, 2011 at 8:26 AM

    Thanks for the giggle this morning Sylvia .. especially like #9!

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  3. GeorgeDecember 13, 2011 at 9:16 AM

    Thanks for sharing these points to ponder. They certainly made my day a little brighter and gave me quite a few chuckles in the process.

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  4. RajeshDecember 13, 2011 at 9:58 AM

    Very interesting set of points.

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  5. LeoviDecember 13, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    The number three is really true.

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  6. TexWisGirlDecember 13, 2011 at 10:40 AM

    too funny, and too true!~

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  7. UnknownDecember 13, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    Wise thoughts Sylvia....

    Costas

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  8. Maude LynnDecember 13, 2011 at 10:51 AM

    These are hilarious! Number 7 is my favorite.

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  9. CildemerDecember 13, 2011 at 11:53 AM

    Ha ha ha ha! Those are great! And your header is great too!
    Thanks for sharing, Sylvia;o)

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    Hope you are having a great week****

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  10. RoshniDecember 13, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    excellent!! Will share it with my friends if it is okay with you!!

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  11. TeamgsquareDecember 13, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    The best one liners read by me off late ,loved the no 4 very much .

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  12. IngridDecember 14, 2011 at 8:34 AM

    Hahaha ! very true especially n° 2 in the 60TH !!

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  13. UnknownDecember 14, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    superb thoughts sylvia...tx for sharing!

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  14. Paula Scott Molokai Girl StudioDecember 14, 2011 at 9:52 PM

    HI Sylvia! I miss seeing you on ABC Weds, but I know that you do a lot of blogs-the pace is grueling.
    Also loved your post about the cheetahs and the impala-how amazing is that?
    I hope life is treating you well and that your days are full of contentment.

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