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| A dear friend from Australia shared these with me yesterday and now I'm sharing them with you! In this crazy world of today we need all the laughs, grins and giggles we can get and today, that's called Insanity!! |
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of
Insanity
1 At lunch time, sit In your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars .... see if they slow down!!
2 Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
3 Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has recovered from their caffeine addiction, switch to Expresso.
4 Skip down the hall rather than walking. See how many strange looks you get
1 At lunch time, sit In your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars .... see if they slow down!!
2 Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
3 Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has recovered from their caffeine addiction, switch to Expresso.
4 Skip down the hall rather than walking. See how many strange looks you get
5 Order a Diet Water
whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face
6 Sing along at the opera.
7 Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party, because you have a headache.
8 When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!'
9 When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, screaming 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
10 Tell your children, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
And the final way to maintain a healthy level of insanity:-
11 PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
It's Called...THERAPY
Enjoy The Ride, Life is Short!!
6 Sing along at the opera.
7 Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party, because you have a headache.
8 When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!'
9 When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, screaming 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
10 Tell your children, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
And the final way to maintain a healthy level of insanity:-
11 PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
It's Called...THERAPY
Enjoy The Ride, Life is Short!!
I got my laughs for today :) Thank you for sharing. :)
ReplyDeleteThat House for Sale sign made me laugh. So cute, Sylvia! You made my day! I also love your header.
ReplyDeleteI do not find this all that farfetched .. I did have a crazy neighbor years ago and it can be pretty tough..Luckily we did not have to sell our house bc she did.. maybe she did not like us either ! ha ah
ReplyDeletewhat a header you are showing today !!
anni
Enjoyed reading them all. Hilarious stuff.
ReplyDeletei love that for sale sign. :)
ReplyDeleteI will have to try #5 next time I'm in a restaurant!
ReplyDeleteI love each of these methods for maintaining a level of sanity. We need all the insanity we can muster to cope in this day and age.
ReplyDeleteThese are all too funny! Thanks for the giggles today Sylvia!
ReplyDeleteThat sign is funny, Sylvia. I have been lucky. My neighbors have always been good folks. (Except maybe that yippy little dog in Ohio . . .)
ReplyDeleteGreat laughs. We need all the laughs we can get. Still, When using Google Reader, the red background does not come through and with white lettering, all I see is a blank space. Thought you would like to know.
ReplyDeleteWhat a funny sign! I wonder who had the hardest time: the owner or the neighbours... :-)
ReplyDeleteHahahahha! your friend in Australia has a great sense of humour Sylvia, I'm happy you shared! Also your friend in Mumbai, she comes up with some hilarious headers.
ReplyDeleteLOL, good ones, Sylvia. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteHa..ha..! I had a hearty laugh too..!
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