And!!! An old story, but still funny!
Lee Trevino....True story as told by himself.
One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did. A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked, "Excuse me, do you speak English?"
Lee responded, "Yes
M'am, I do."
The lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard
work?"
Lee said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with
her."
The lady hurriedly put
the car into gear and sped off.
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Thanks for putting a smile on my face today, Sylvia! Hope you have a wonderful day.
ReplyDeleteha ha, this is so funny
ReplyDeletethe vet picture is fantastic
and the lawn mowing lawn story is not bad at all, although this happened quite some time ago, the story could be actual today !
ha ha! take that, rich bi*ch!
ReplyDeleteThat vet picture seems awfully familiar! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteThe vet picture is fantastic! Hope you're having a great day, Sylvia. Greetings, Jo
ReplyDeleteA quick wit, that Lee Trevino.
ReplyDeleteLOL - thanks for the morning laugh, Sylvia. Enjoy your day.
ReplyDeleteCute funny ones, Sylvia... Made me smile. I love the Trevino story.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Betsy
Thanks for the smiles.
ReplyDeleteLove that kitten photo and the Lee Trevino story is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThat's a great story, Sylvia!
ReplyDeleteOh too funny Sylvia..the Lee Trevino story made me laugh out loud, and the pictures awwww! too cute.
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