Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Don't Mess with Seniors or Texas Women!


An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. The policeman asked him where he was going at that time of night.

The man replied, "I' m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replied, "That would be my lovely wife Janice." 

Oh, and don't forget those Texas gals!!

One last thought for the day!
Remember: Senior  Citizens Are  Valuable!
  We  are more valuable than  any of the younger  generations.
  We  have silver  in  our  hair.
We  have gold  in  our  teeth.
  We  have stones  in  our  kidneys.
We  have lead  in  our feet  and, 
  We  are loaded with  natural   gas!
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11 comments:

  1. TexWisGirlJuly 18, 2012 at 9:20 AM

    ha ha! made me laugh!

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  2. MerisiJuly 18, 2012 at 9:43 AM

    *giggles*
    That's a sweet one! :-)

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  3. KayJuly 18, 2012 at 3:58 PM

    Oh too funny! Thank you for the laugh today!

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  4. Andrea @ From The SolJuly 18, 2012 at 4:46 PM

    You must be a hoot to live with ... does all of this humor come out of your head or do you have a knack for finding good resources, or is it both. Whatever it is, I love it. I come here for my daily smile and end up LOL. Love it!

    Andrea @ From The Sol

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  5. GeorgeJuly 18, 2012 at 6:45 PM

    I always knew we Seniors were valuable. Betsy lived in Texas before we met, so I know enough not to 'mess with Texas'.

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  6. Betsy Banks AdamsJuly 18, 2012 at 7:48 PM

    Oh YES----don't mess with Texas women... I lived there for 12 yrs... ha ha
    Hugs,
    Betsy

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  7. JackJuly 18, 2012 at 8:23 PM

    To repeat: You are a hoot, Sylvia.

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  8. CherryJuly 18, 2012 at 9:27 PM

    haha! thanks for making me laugh always. :)

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  9. PerthDailyPhotoJuly 19, 2012 at 5:47 AM

    Interesting tan line Sylvia, do all women carry pistols in Texas haha!

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  10. forgetmenotJuly 20, 2012 at 2:16 PM

    Too funny, Sylvia. We Senior citizens are worth a lot !!! Mickie :)

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  11. Melbourne Australia PhotosJuly 22, 2012 at 1:38 PM

    Ha! Good ones, Sylvia!

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