Ready to Smile, Chuckle, The Church Ladies Are Back!

Those wonderful Church  Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with
 typewriters. These sentences (with  all the BLOOPERS) actually
 appeared in church bulletins or were announced in  church services:

The Fasting  & Prayer Conference includes meals.

The  sermon  this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water.
The  sermon  tonight: Searching for Jesus.

Ladies, don't  forget  the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth  keeping around the house. Bring your 
 husbands.

Remember  in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at
someone who is hard  to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care
much about you  .

Don't  let worry kill you off - let the Church help .

Miss  Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving
obvious pleasure  to the congregation.

For  those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs  .

Next  Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all 
 the help they can  get.

Irving  Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the
church. So ends a  friendship  that began in their school days.

A  bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will  follow..

At  the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is
Hell?' Come  early and listen to our choir practice.

Eight new  choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of
several new members  and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Scouts  are  saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds  will  be used to cripple children.