Wednesday, January 9, 2013

New Breed!!!

A new breed
of young human beings!
They are referred to as
homoslackass-erectus
created by natural genetic evolution
through constant spineless posturing,
and spasmatic upper limb gestures,
which new research has shown
to cause shorter legs
and inability to ambulate
other than in an awkward
shuffling gait.

16 comments:

  1. Hey, I was just on your blog and reading something by George Carlin and now it's gone...Help!

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  2. I LOVE your sense of humour, Sylvia!

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  3. I laughed until my pants fell off :)
    Good one, Sylvia!

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  4. I always believed in evolution ... now we have proof before our very eyes. You are amazing to have made this discovery. That is a unique anatomical solution ... you don't pull your pants up, you just move your hips down. Woo Hoo Sylvia ... if I laugh any harder, I will hurt something:)

    Andrea @ From The Sol

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  5. Beautiful! Can you also find an explanation of the constant offering of the perennial plumber's crack?

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  6. I've always wondered how they keep their pants from falling down! Something you feel like giving it a little pull... just to see...

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  7. I agree with Kay. I am always tempted to give those pants a little yank

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  9. Hahaha ! I see them everywhere Sylvia.

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