Senior Medicine Cabinet!! How About This!!!

ALL NATURAL

It has taken me many, many months of my retirement time, but I have just finished building my new Medicine Cabinet.

I don't know about you, but I think it was well worth the time and expense.

Disease Wine Daily dose Allergies Chardonnay de Paeuf 1 glass Anemia Graves 4 glass Bronchitis Bourgogne or Bordeaux > ( + sugar and cinnamon ) 3 cups Constipation Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray 4 glass Coronary arteries Dry Champagne 4 glass Diarrhea Beaujolais Nouveau 4 glass Fever Champagne sec 1 bottle Heart Burgundy , Santenay Rouge Two glass Uric acid gout Sancerre , Pouilly Fume 4 glass Hypertension Alsace , Sancerre 4 glass Menopause Saint Emilion 4 glass Depression Rhine 4 glass Obesity Burgundy 4 glass Obesity Rose Provence 1 bottle Rheumatism Champagne 4 glass Excessive weight loss Chateau de Beaune 4 glass From the American Association Of Retired People Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done you'll have a place to live. Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant. Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses. Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car. Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem. Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads. Q: Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens ? A: Nudity

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!