The teenage
granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse and no
bra. Her grandmother pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta
let your rose buds show!", and out she goes.
The next day
the teenager comes downstairs and the grandmother is sitting there with no top
on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has
friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate... The grandmother
says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can
display my hanging baskets/"
Ah, way to go, Grandma!!! This is from my 92 year old friend! What a gem she is!!
rofl!!! What a hoot. Or should I say what a hooter?!!
ReplyDeleteLoved your beautiful skies in your previous post, too, Sylvia.
Funny, Sylvia!
ReplyDeleteOh brilliant, Sylvia. Hope you're already enjoying your weekend. Jo
ReplyDeleteVery funny! And I do like your new heading but I didn't realize you were heading to Mars! That sounds so exciting I think I'll have a Mars bar. Trouble is I don't think I'll be around when you return. That's a heck of along trip! :) Have a great weekend wherever you go!
ReplyDeleteI wonder what the a comparable joke would sound like for a granddad with five grandchildren ...
ReplyDeleteLoved this Sylvia!! Great example of teaching! Catherine
ReplyDeleteis that where the saying 'tit for tat' comes from? ;)
ReplyDeletefunny. loved this!!
ReplyDeletehappy weekend~
xoxo
Don't mess with Granny, she's been around Whike :)
ReplyDelete