Friday, January 23, 2015

9 Thoughts to Think About -- From My Wise Friend With Sense of Humor!




Number 9: Death is the #1 killer in the world.
 
Number 8: Life is sexually transmitted.
 
Number 7: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
 
Number 6: Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can't tell  them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
 
Number 5: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
 
Number 3: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2: In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1: Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.
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9 comments:

  1. LowellJanuary 23, 2015 at 5:25 AM

    Nothing like wisdom and humor served together! Just as good as meat and potatoes! :)

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  2. AimeecakesJanuary 23, 2015 at 5:36 AM

    Ha! These are great! Nothing like a good chuckle to start off the weekend :)

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  3. Maude LynnJanuary 23, 2015 at 7:36 AM

    #8 cracked me up!

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  4. GeorgeJanuary 23, 2015 at 7:36 AM

    These are great words of wisdom, and are good for starting a day with a smile.

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  5. Yamini MacLeanJanuary 23, 2015 at 8:20 AM

    Hari OM
    Strange but true!!! YAM xx

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  6. TexWisGirlJanuary 23, 2015 at 8:32 AM

    too cute. lots of good ones!

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  7. JoJanuary 23, 2015 at 8:57 AM

    So good! Have a wonderful weekend, Sylvia. Greetings Jo

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  8. EG CameraGirlJanuary 23, 2015 at 3:29 PM

    I'm laughing, Sylvia!! Too funny. I especially LOVE #5. Very true at my house. :))

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  9. ArijaJanuary 24, 2015 at 9:12 PM

    You certainly got me LOL with the last one. Thanks.

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