Time for Giggling Wednesday!!

Avocados and milk

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.  The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk??"

He replied, "They had avocados."

Note:

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again? Men will get it the first time.  My work is done here!!

Water in the carburetor

Wife:  "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

Husband:  "Water in the carburetor?? That's ridiculous!"

Wife:  "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

Husband:  You don't even know what a carburetor is.  I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

Wife:  "In the pool."

HE MUST PAY

Husband wife had a tiff. Wife called up her Mom and said, "He fought with me again. I am coming to live with you."

Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake.  I am coming to live with you."

Today's Short Reading from the Bible 

From Genesis:  "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."

Then He made the earth round -- and He laughed

and laughed and laughed.