Ah, Leave it to the Kids!!!

 Teacher:    How old is your Father?

Kid:    He is 6 years old

Teacher:   How is this possible??     

Kid:   He became a Father only when I was born.

Logic!!!  Children are quick and always speak their minds!!!

Teacher:   Maria, go to the map and find North America.

Maria:   Here it is.

Teacher:   Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?

Class:    Maria!

Teacher:    Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?

Glenn:  K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

Teacher:  No, that's wrong.

Glenn:  Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I love this child!!)

Teacher:  Donald,  what is the chemical formula for water?

Donald.  H I J K L M N O.

Teacher:  What are you talking about???

Donald:  Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Teacher:  Clyde, your compossition on "My Dog" is exactly the 

same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

Clyde:  No, sir, it's the same dog.

I think I'll adopt this one!!!

Teacher:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Harold:  A teacher.