Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Time for Some Chuckles!

The Woodpecker Might Have to Go!




Quote of the day:

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh*t.


Wonder Who Did Their Landscaping!!



VIAGRA COMPANY HEADQUARTERS

And London, too????
Westminster bridge, London...

The Mayor of London has decreed that Westminster bridge will be closed in the early afternoon on sunny days. This is because a strange phenomenon happens when sunlight passes through the balustrade of the bridge, forming a small army of..... well...... see for yourself!

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22 comments:

  1. nsiyerNovember 18, 2009 at 10:09 AM

    Fantastic, Sylvia.Your write up on 'Women' was just incredible and out of the world. Kudos!

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  2. SunnyNovember 18, 2009 at 10:14 AM

    How did you know I need a good laugh right at this moment? Thanks!
    Sunny :)

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  3. bobbieNovember 18, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    Soooo funny. That landscaper should be shot.

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  4. AnonymousNovember 18, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    Hau`oli La Hanau to your son David today. Thanks for the laugh this morning. Too funny :) I want to know that landscaper. :)

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  5. RoshniNovember 18, 2009 at 11:04 AM

    haha!! That had to be deliberate becoz of the Viagra connection!!
    Oh, did the mayor actually decree that?!?! So funny!!!

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  6. SamNovember 18, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    Oh my goodness - would you look at those!!! :) Love that quote about the fairer sex!! Sooooo true - as my boyfriend will tel you! :)

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  7. Susan at Stony RiverNovember 18, 2009 at 12:01 PM

    ROFL!! Oh my GOODNESS!

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  8. Susan at Stony RiverNovember 18, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    Happy Birthday David!
    (all those....!! knocked it right out of my head LOL)

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  9. QNovember 18, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    Dear Sylvia,
    That was so funny!
    Thank you.
    I am sending a link to one of my friends...I know she also will get tickled.
    Sherry

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  10. maryt/theteachNovember 18, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    Sylvia, you have me ROFLMAO! Viagra Headquarters?! These are fantastic! :)

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  11. Elizabeth BradleyNovember 18, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    A prickly post to be sure. Loved it!

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  12. AnonymousNovember 18, 2009 at 1:13 PM

    Ha! This is wonderful!

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  13. ChrisNovember 18, 2009 at 2:25 PM

    Oh! Sylvia, you did make me laugh.

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  14. Sylvia KNovember 18, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    Thom and Susan -- thanks so much for the birthday wishes for David, I sent them on! Glad you got a chuckle or two!

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  15. Linda ReederNovember 18, 2009 at 7:37 PM

    Oh, Sylvia, you are so naughty! You have me laughing.

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  16. KayNovember 18, 2009 at 9:51 PM

    What an absolutely wonderful post. I really needed a laugh and I can't wait to share this with my husband.

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  17. Martha ZNovember 18, 2009 at 10:05 PM

    You out did yourself with this group.

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  18. AnonymousNovember 19, 2009 at 3:09 AM

    Ha ha ha, someone has made a major mistake. The shadows are splendid

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  19. JanieNovember 19, 2009 at 9:34 AM

    Gee, the phallic symbols seem to be multiplying!
    Love the quote of the day.

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  20. ArijaNovember 19, 2009 at 9:43 PM

    Goodness, what is the world coming to? In my youth we had never seen one until the significant other came along and now they are used in advertising and ever topiaried!

    The woodpeckers seem to be in a bit of trouble there and a great one about women. I loved it.

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  21. chrome3dNovember 20, 2009 at 9:26 AM

    Rows of pricks is always a good thing. Thanks, it made me laugh all right.

    That give woman something thingy was quite right. I usually have to buy the food and do the cooking so it´s a bit false. She also gives a lot of yelling after I say almost nothing or when I say nothing. Anyway, a lot comes back.

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  22. storytellerNovember 25, 2009 at 12:18 PM

    I'm glad I opened my reader today and caught up here or I would have missed this hilarious post! Thanks for the laughter ;-)
    Hugs and blessings,

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