Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Wednesday Humor

Cleaning

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer 'yes.'

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick....
I was just admiring my work.
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site.
That I got SO way into it.
I was into it all night.

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess....
While I sit here on my hiney.



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16 comments:

  1. pink dogwoodDecember 9, 2009 at 9:08 AM

    thanks - I needed the laugh today :)

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  2. AnonymousDecember 9, 2009 at 9:34 AM

    LOL...I love the proof of global warming :)

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  3. CarolynDecember 9, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    Thank you for all the smiles on this grey dark day Sylvia!
    Smiles

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  4. SunnyDecember 9, 2009 at 10:22 AM

    Oh how I needed a laugh! Thank you!
    Sunny :)

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  5. JoyDecember 9, 2009 at 10:39 AM

    Yes I empathise with that poem. Thanks for the laughs.

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  6. Susan at Stony RiverDecember 9, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    OMG!! These are so (horribly) funny. And too true! LOL
    Global warming is adorable; funny how the evidence was right there all along?!

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  7. Gerald (Ackworth born)December 9, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    ah I needed that laugh - er maybe I'd better put the dishes in the sink before I carry on.

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  8. RoseDecember 9, 2009 at 12:19 PM

    LOL, thanks for the laughs on this very cold day, Sylvia! However, not even my computer is clean:)

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  9. Maria BergDecember 9, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    Thank you for make my smile - I will pass it on and make more peole happy!
    'MB

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  10. JayDecember 9, 2009 at 1:15 PM

    Hahahaha! Love the poem, and how true. *Sigh*

    Ah well. As a little plaque I once saw said 'A clean home is the sign of a wasted life'. Or more appropriately, perhaps it should read '... a broken mouse'?

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  11. bobbieDecember 9, 2009 at 1:36 PM

    Cute poem. I wouldn't have to ask -I know all too well why my house is a mess.

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  12. PeggyDecember 9, 2009 at 2:01 PM

    Loved this laugh that you gave me today! Now I know why the dust on my tables is far higher then he dust on my mouse!!! :)

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  13. AnonymousDecember 9, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    I read your blog daily.
    Thank you for sharing!!

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  14. Linda ReederDecember 9, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    I loved the computer addiciton poetry, but then the company structure heirarchy - oh my god!

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  15. DianneDecember 9, 2009 at 4:38 PM

    I have always found cleanliness to be highly overated ;)

    funny stuff, thanks for the smiles

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  16. magiceyeDecember 9, 2009 at 8:39 PM

    lol! they were real good laughs! thank you!!

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