Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Maxine on the Job!


My 1 day Employment

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
A good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, Or stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I Just couldn't believe someone slept
with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
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16 comments:

  1. jabblogMarch 10, 2010 at 9:26 AM

    ROFLOL!! More, please!

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  2. bobbieMarch 10, 2010 at 9:37 AM

    I'm with Maxine!

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  3. SerlineMarch 10, 2010 at 10:15 AM

    What, no blue light special?

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  4. AnonymousMarch 10, 2010 at 10:21 AM

    ROFLMAO!!! Made my day LOL :) Oh PhQB you never cease to amaze me :) LOL Have a great day :)

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  5. Kim, USAMarch 10, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    Hahahahahaha oh my goodness this makes my day!! So love it and I am going to share this one. Thanks!

    H for Hairdo

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  6. RoshniMarch 10, 2010 at 10:42 AM

    where's the like button?! :P

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  7. KayMarch 10, 2010 at 10:45 AM

    LOL...me neither! That's why I prefer the stuffy, professional types that hide all the things they really think behind fake smiles, loads of makeup and deceptive ways :) At least they smile when they stab you in the back ;) very funny today, love it!

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  8. Pietro BrosioMarch 10, 2010 at 10:46 AM

    Ah, this is so funny, Sylvia!! :-)
    Thanks for sharing, have a nice day!

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  9. belladanaMarch 10, 2010 at 12:54 PM

    Howling with laughter!!!!!!! Thanks for making my day!

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  10. Anything Fits A Naked ManMarch 10, 2010 at 1:38 PM

    Oh, MY!! Those poor, poor kids!! Thanks for the laugh!!

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  11. Gerald (SK14)March 10, 2010 at 2:20 PM

    methinks you are well out of it

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  12. magiceyeMarch 10, 2010 at 5:11 PM

    lol! howlarious!

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  13. SandyCarlsonMarch 10, 2010 at 5:15 PM

    That was very funny, Sylvia. Thanks for being the light at the end of the evening!

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  14. NessaMarch 12, 2010 at 7:16 AM

    You just gotta love her.

    Flash 55 - Avian Love

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  15. ArijaMarch 13, 2010 at 5:32 PM

    That was a beauty indeed!

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  16. happily retired galMarch 21, 2010 at 7:58 AM

    Just too funny not to stop and say thanks ;-)
    Hugs and blessings,

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