Sylvia From Over The Hill

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO -- I love the last one!!

         
           Alabama           Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
         
           Alaska 
          11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
         
           Arizona           Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
         
           Arkansas           Lituracy Ain't Everythang.
         
           California            By 30, Our Women Have More
           Plastic Than Your Honda 
           
           Colorado            If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. 
           
           Connecticut 
           Like Massachusetts , only smaller 
           
           Delaware            We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. 
           
           Florida            Ask Us About Our Grandkids 
           And Our Voting Skills 
           
           Georgia 
           We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. 
           
           Hawaii            Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru 
           (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) 
           
           Idaho            More Than Just Potatoes.... 
           Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good 
           
           Illinois            Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" 
           
           Indiana            2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free 
           
           Iowa            We Do Amazing Things With Corn 
           
           Kansas            First Of The Rectangle States 
           
           Kentucky 
           Five Million People; 
           Fifteen Last Names 
           
           Louisiana 
           We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
         
           Maine            We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster 
           
           Maryland 
           If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It 
           
           Massachusetts 
           Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's   

       

          Michigan 
           First Line Of Defense From The Canadians 
           
           Minnesota            10,000 Lakes... And 10 Gazillion Mosquitoes 
           
           Mississippi            Come visit And Feel Better About Your Own State 
           
           Missouri            Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work 
           
           Montana            Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing 
           Crazies, and Honest Elections! 
           
           Nebraska 
           Ask About Our State Motto Contest 
           
           Nevada            Hookers and Poker! 
           
           New Hampshire 
           Go Away And Leave Us Alone 
           
           New Jersey 
          You Want A ##$%##! Motto? 
           I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! 
           
           New Mexico 
           Lizards Make Excellent Pets 
           
           New York 
           You Have The Right To Remain Silent, 
           You Have The Right To An Attorney... 
            And No Right To Self Defense! 
           
           North Carolina 
           Tobacco Is A Vegetable 
           
           North Dakota 
           We Really Are One Of The 50 States! 
           
           Ohio            At Least We're Not Michigan 
           
           Oklahoma            Like The Play, But No Singing 
           
           Oregon            Spotted Owl.. It's What's For Dinner 
           
           Pennsylvania            Cook With Coal 
           
           Rhode Island            We're Not REALLY an Island 
           
           South Carolina 
           Remember The Civil War? 
           Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet 
           
           South Dakota 
           Closer Than North Dakota 
           
           Tennessee 
           Home of the Al Gore  Museum 
           
           Texas            We apologize for G.W. Bush...Se Hable Ingles? 
           
           Utah
           Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus. 
           
           Vermont            Too liberal for the Kennedys. 
           
           Virginia 
           Who Says Government Stiffs And 
           Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? 
           
           Washington
           We can tell Winter from Summer because the Rain in the Summer   

            is warmer         
          

           West Virginia
           No, we're not near Roanoke!
         
           Wisconsin 
           Come Cut the Cheese! 
           
           Wyoming 
           Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared 
           Home of Brokeback Mtn. 
           
           The District of Columbia 
           The Work-Free Drug Place !