Sunday, November 28, 2010

MicroFiction Monday

Susan at Stony River Farm hosts Microfiction Monday. She posts a picture and you compose a story in 140 characters. You can click on the link under the title to get further instructions. To help you along she has posted a wonderful link that counts your characters for you! How great is that! You can get the counter at Design 215.


This meme is easy and it's fun! Thanks, Susan for hosting.

And here's the picture for the day!

Believe me, she's a bargain, great with bulls and bullshit and not bad looking
either! Worth every penny I'm asking! What say? Deal?

And my friend in Mumbai added this one for the day! How terrific is that? Two for one!

Ugich Konitari has left a new comment on your post "MicroFiction Monday":

Look,we're representing the anti-vodka Milk Party planning to march from Wisconsin to Alaska. Palin said we could go to Russia from there..

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45 comments:

  1. dianasfaria.comNovember 28, 2010 at 2:10 PM

    "...great with bulls and bullshit..." that is the funniest line I've heard in a while.
    it can be taken two different ways as well.
    LoL!

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  2. Roberto Machado AlvesNovember 28, 2010 at 2:20 PM

    Great. I liked it. Congratulations and have a great week.

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  3. PatNovember 28, 2010 at 3:42 PM

    So why's he selling her if she's so great?! LOL--must be some issues there! Good one, Sylvia!

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  4. PeggyNovember 28, 2010 at 4:53 PM

    What a creep, playing let's make a deal with his women.
    I loved it Sylvia, the lady actually looks like she prefers the Bulls with four paws.

    Got to get my snow moving on my blog too!
    Have a wonderful week !!!

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  5. Susan FobesNovember 28, 2010 at 6:13 PM

    Okay, I actually laughed out loud after reading this!

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  6. ruthinianNovember 28, 2010 at 6:25 PM

    Those were the days. hahahaha Glad we invented "girl power".

    Ruthi

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  7. G-ManNovember 28, 2010 at 6:26 PM

    And how much is the maiden going for?

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  8. Linda ReederNovember 28, 2010 at 6:54 PM

    The picture looks almost Biblical. I guess your story could be too, Old Testament. :-)

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  9. JimNovember 28, 2010 at 7:00 PM

    Yikes! He's selling his wench! Here is my wish
    for better digs with the new guy. He looks rich.

    Nice Sylvia! You shocked me with your opening. :)

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  10. Kay L. DaviesNovember 28, 2010 at 7:03 PM

    Sylvia! You continue to surprise me. LOL
    -- K

    Kay, Alberta, Canada
    An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel

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  11. EG CameraGirlNovember 28, 2010 at 7:10 PM

    Yikes! Does she KNOW she's part of the deal? :)

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  12. NancyNovember 28, 2010 at 7:28 PM

    Laughing! That's hysterical!!! :) Nancy

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  13. magiceyeNovember 28, 2010 at 8:03 PM

    superb!!

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  14. AnonymousNovember 28, 2010 at 8:17 PM

    What a creep. I read a Thomas Hardy novel recently with a similar theme!

    http://greatttt.wordpress.com/2010/11/28/microfiction-monday-59-cattle-dealer/

    gaelikaa

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  15. SerlineNovember 28, 2010 at 8:20 PM

    I wonder if this particular breed still exists, or is it one of those we have driven to extinction :-(

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  16. KayNovember 28, 2010 at 8:31 PM

    Too too clever, Sylvia. I love it! Especially the bullshit part!

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  17. Maria@BubblegumandDuctTapeNovember 28, 2010 at 8:31 PM

    wowzers, what a sales man! very funny.

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  18. Ugich KonitariNovember 28, 2010 at 8:48 PM

    Look,we're representing the anti-vodka Milk Party planning to march from Wisconsin to Alaska. Palin said we could go to Russia there..

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  19. TeamgsquareNovember 28, 2010 at 9:19 PM

    clever one

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  20. UnknownNovember 28, 2010 at 9:30 PM

    Sylvia, that is awesome, love the bullshit part too.

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  21. Michael G-GNovember 28, 2010 at 9:53 PM

    An excellent two-fer, Sylvia. Have a great week.

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  22. SparkleFarkelNovember 28, 2010 at 10:19 PM

    I'm with Pat! Why does this "salesman" want to unload this perfect woman? Maybe he's a con arti$t and she's a professional $keezer!

    What an enjoyable time I've had visiting you!
    SparkleFarkle~~~~~*

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  23. BECKYNovember 28, 2010 at 10:47 PM

    Ha! Very clever and laugh-out-loud funny!

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  24. UnknownNovember 28, 2010 at 11:19 PM

    Great captions.
    So funny both of them.
    Have a great week Sylvia.
    Costas

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  25. AnonymousNovember 29, 2010 at 12:19 AM

    And so the princess was married off for the price of a herd of cattle.

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  26. Gemma Wiseman aka Pamela AdamsNovember 29, 2010 at 12:26 AM

    Both micros are fun dynamite!

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  27. Lisa Ricard ClaroNovember 29, 2010 at 2:34 AM

    Hmmm...sounds like the resume of a "spin doctor". There are more than a few politicians out there who could put her to work! LOL Good one!

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  28. OmanNovember 29, 2010 at 2:45 AM

    Haha, both captions are way too funny. I enjoyed both.

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  29. SouthLakesMomNovember 29, 2010 at 2:57 AM

    A desperate salesman...makes me wonder why!

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  30. hopeNovember 29, 2010 at 3:49 AM

    So I start my Monday with you and you're talking BS that makes me giggle. Nice way to start the week. Seems like that lady would do well to get away from him!

    As always, thank you for your kind comments. You really do know how to start a week off right. You have a great one a well!

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  31. DianeNovember 29, 2010 at 5:15 AM

    Great pun, love my Monday morning laugh! :O)

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  32. Strummed WordsNovember 29, 2010 at 5:48 AM

    Both are funny!

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  33. AnonymousNovember 29, 2010 at 5:55 AM

    Excellent! love it :O)

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  34. jabblogNovember 29, 2010 at 6:06 AM

    Very neat tales, both of them. Palin just could be that daft, too!

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  35. Maude LynnNovember 29, 2010 at 6:26 AM

    These are hilarious!

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  36. DianneNovember 29, 2010 at 6:33 AM

    fantastic!!

    the Milk Party really made me laugh

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  37. Charlene AmsdenNovember 29, 2010 at 9:03 AM

    Both of these cracked me up. Your friend has a great grasp on the ridiculousness of or current politicians.

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  38. Mama BadgerNovember 29, 2010 at 9:28 AM

    That's quite the sell. I'll take two.

    I love your friend's take, too. He, he, he.

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  39. AkelamaluNovember 29, 2010 at 11:17 AM

    Sold to the highest bidder eh?

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  40. Scott M. FreyNovember 29, 2010 at 11:20 AM

    funny stuff Sylvia! And, I LOVE the photos!

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  41. Bill ~ {The Old Fart}November 29, 2010 at 12:29 PM

    Both were terrific Sylvia, totally enjoyed them.

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  42. Sue McPeak HuntNovember 29, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    What a Hoot! Both takes on the Photo! Great sense of humor! My first thought when seeing the photo was a religious thought...boy was I getting a good LOL after reading yours! Awwww well, it's Monday...not Sunday! Have a great week, Sylivia and thanks for stopping by...Sue

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  43. AnonymousNovember 29, 2010 at 6:14 PM

    Man drives a hard bargain!

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  44. Fay CampbellNovember 29, 2010 at 6:24 PM

    Both made me laugh outloud. Thanks

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  45. Granny SueNovember 29, 2010 at 7:39 PM

    Oh. my. goodness. These are funny!

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