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Sunday, November 28, 2010

MicroFiction Monday

Susan at Stony River Farm hosts Microfiction Monday. She posts a picture and you compose a story in 140 characters. You can click on the link under the title to get further instructions. To help you along she has posted a wonderful link that counts your characters for you! How great is that! You can get the counter at Design 215.


This meme is easy and it's fun! Thanks, Susan for hosting.

And here's the picture for the day!

Believe me, she's a bargain, great with bulls and bullshit and not bad looking
either! Worth every penny I'm asking! What say? Deal?


And my friend in Mumbai added this one for the day! How terrific is that? Two for one!

Ugich Konitari has left a new comment on your post "MicroFiction Monday":

Look,we're representing the anti-vodka Milk Party planning to march from Wisconsin to Alaska. Palin said we could go to Russia from there..

45 comments:

Lily Hydrangea said...

"...great with bulls and bullshit..." that is the funniest line I've heard in a while.
it can be taken two different ways as well.
LoL!

Roberto M. Alves said...

Great. I liked it. Congratulations and have a great week.

Pat said...

So why's he selling her if she's so great?! LOL--must be some issues there! Good one, Sylvia!

Peggy said...

What a creep, playing let's make a deal with his women.
I loved it Sylvia, the lady actually looks like she prefers the Bulls with four paws.

Got to get my snow moving on my blog too!
Have a wonderful week !!!

Susan Fobes said...

Okay, I actually laughed out loud after reading this!

Ruthi said...

Those were the days. hahahaha Glad we invented "girl power".

Ruthi

G-Man said...

And how much is the maiden going for?

Linda Reeder said...

The picture looks almost Biblical. I guess your story could be too, Old Testament. :-)

Jim said...

Yikes! He's selling his wench! Here is my wish
for better digs with the new guy. He looks rich.

Nice Sylvia! You shocked me with your opening. :)

Kay L. Davies said...

Sylvia! You continue to surprise me. LOL
-- K

Kay, Alberta, Canada
An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel

EG Wow said...

Yikes! Does she KNOW she's part of the deal? :)

My Crafty Little Page said...

Laughing! That's hysterical!!! :) Nancy

magiceye said...

superb!!

greatttt said...

What a creep. I read a Thomas Hardy novel recently with a similar theme!

http://greatttt.wordpress.com/2010/11/28/microfiction-monday-59-cattle-dealer/

gaelikaa

Serline said...

I wonder if this particular breed still exists, or is it one of those we have driven to extinction :-(

Kay said...

Too too clever, Sylvia. I love it! Especially the bullshit part!

Maria@BubblegumandDuctTape said...

wowzers, what a sales man! very funny.

Ugich Konitari said...

Look,we're representing the anti-vodka Milk Party planning to march from Wisconsin to Alaska. Palin said we could go to Russia there..

Team G Square said...

clever one

nana_ang_poppaphil said...

Sylvia, that is awesome, love the bullshit part too.

Michael G-G said...

An excellent two-fer, Sylvia. Have a great week.

SparkleFarkle said...

I'm with Pat! Why does this "salesman" want to unload this perfect woman? Maybe he's a con arti$t and she's a professional $keezer!

What an enjoyable time I've had visiting you!
SparkleFarkle~~~~~*

BECKY said...

Ha! Very clever and laugh-out-loud funny!

Naturedigital said...

Great captions.
So funny both of them.
Have a great week Sylvia.
Costas

erik said...

And so the princess was married off for the price of a herd of cattle.

Greyscale Territory said...

Both micros are fun dynamite!

Lisa Ricard Claro said...

Hmmm...sounds like the resume of a "spin doctor". There are more than a few politicians out there who could put her to work! LOL Good one!

Lawstude said...

Haha, both captions are way too funny. I enjoyed both.

SouthLakesMom said...

A desperate salesman...makes me wonder why!

hope said...

So I start my Monday with you and you're talking BS that makes me giggle. Nice way to start the week. Seems like that lady would do well to get away from him!

As always, thank you for your kind comments. You really do know how to start a week off right. You have a great one a well!

Diane said...

Great pun, love my Monday morning laugh! :O)

Strummed Words said...

Both are funny!

Madeleine said...

Excellent! love it :O)

jabblog said...

Very neat tales, both of them. Palin just could be that daft, too!

Mama Zen said...

These are hilarious!

Dianne said...

fantastic!!

the Milk Party really made me laugh

Quilly said...

Both of these cracked me up. Your friend has a great grasp on the ridiculousness of or current politicians.

Mama Badger said...

That's quite the sell. I'll take two.

I love your friend's take, too. He, he, he.

Akelamalu said...

Sold to the highest bidder eh?

Scott said...

funny stuff Sylvia! And, I LOVE the photos!

Bill ~ {The Old Fart} said...

Both were terrific Sylvia, totally enjoyed them.

CollectIn Texas Gal said...

What a Hoot! Both takes on the Photo! Great sense of humor! My first thought when seeing the photo was a religious thought...boy was I getting a good LOL after reading yours! Awwww well, it's Monday...not Sunday! Have a great week, Sylivia and thanks for stopping by...Sue

articlesoffaithandfancy said...

Man drives a hard bargain!

Fay's Too said...

Both made me laugh outloud. Thanks

Granny Sue said...

Oh. my. goodness. These are funny!

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