Just keeping you in the loop for proper word choice, always looking out for precision communication.
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , |
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as'HILLBILLIES.'
You must now refer to them as
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APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .
And furthermore |
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not 'EASY' - She is
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
2. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..'
3. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
4. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
'VERBALLY REPETITIVE..'
5. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
'LOW COST PROVIDER.'
6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She has had a CEREBRAL LIPOSUCTION.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE
POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1.. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2.. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
4.. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
5.. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a
severe case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
6.. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'
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These even made the donkeys grin!! |