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A dear friend from Australia shared these with me yesterday and now I'm sharing them with you! In this crazy world of today we need all the laughs, grins and giggles we can get and today, that's called Insanity!! |
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of
Insanity
1 At lunch time, sit In
your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars ....
see if they slow down!!
2 Every time someone asks
you to do something, ask if they want fries with
that.
3 Put decaf in the coffee
maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has recovered from their caffeine addiction,
switch to Expresso.
4 Skip down the hall rather than walking. See how many strange
looks you get
5 Order a Diet Water
whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face
6 Sing along at the opera.
7 Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party, because you have a headache.
8 When the money comes out
of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!'
9 When leaving the Zoo,
start running towards the car park, screaming 'Run for your lives!
They're loose!'
10 Tell your children, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you
go.'
And the final way to maintain a healthy level of insanity:-
11 PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK
WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
It's Called...THERAPY
Enjoy The Ride, Life is
Short!!