If we are to have real peace, we must
begin with the children. - Mahatma Gandhi |
I miss you Sam!!
Saturday, March 15, 2014
Who Says Seniors Don't Have a Sense of Humor?
Dating Ads for Seniors found in a Florida Newspaper.
You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper.
FOXY LADY : Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4'
(used to be 5'6'), Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT : Recent widow who has just buried 4th husband, Looking
for someone to round out a 6-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of
breath not a problem.
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SERENITY NOW : I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing
aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE : Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated
flossier to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES ? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro
on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy
chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my 8-track
tapes.
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MEMORIES : I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can
remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
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My favorite.
MINT CONDITION : Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running
condition, but walks well.
You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper.
FOXY LADY : Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4'
(used to be 5'6'), Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT : Recent widow who has just buried 4th husband, Looking
for someone to round out a 6-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of
breath not a problem.
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SERENITY NOW : I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing
aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE : Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated
flossier to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES ? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro
on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy
chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my 8-track
tapes.
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MEMORIES : I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can
remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
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My favorite.
MINT CONDITION : Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running
condition, but walks well.
Friday, March 14, 2014
One Quiet Moment
Spring is Here and So Are the Squirrels -- AGAIN!!!
Thursday, March 13, 2014
Sky Watch
Wednesday, March 12, 2014
One Quiet Moment
Happy Wednesday!!
Tuesday, March 11, 2014
How About a Song for the Evening, Too!!!
There
is only one person who could ever make you happy, and
that person is you.
David Burns
And the neighborhood birds are singing tonight as well!!
These guys are practicing for the Spring Concert!! Well, except for the guy in the back who can't hit the high notes!!
Sending you lots of good wishes for the new week!! Enjoy!!
David Burns
And the neighborhood birds are singing tonight as well!!
These guys are practicing for the Spring Concert!! Well, except for the guy in the back who can't hit the high notes!!
Sending you lots of good wishes for the new week!! Enjoy!!
Monday, March 10, 2014
Our World!!
The
greater part of our happiness depends on our dispositions,
and not on our circumstances.
Martha Washington |
There
is more to life than increasing its speed.
Mahatma Gandhi |
Knowledge
of what is possible is the beginning of happiness.
George Santayana |
Spring draws nearer each day, mostly in small ways, but they leave no doubt that it is in the air and all around us!!
Sunday, March 9, 2014
Sharing Brings New Friends!!
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