I miss you Sam!!

I miss you Sam!!
I miss you Sam!!

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Who Says Seniors Don't Have a Sense of Humor?

Dating Ads for Seniors found in a Florida Newspaper.

You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages''  Florida newspaper.


FOXY LADY : Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4'
(used to be 5'6'), Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT : Recent widow who has just buried 4th husband, Looking
for someone to round out a 6-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of
breath not a problem.
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SERENITY NOW : I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing
aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE : Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated
flossier to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES ? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro
on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy
chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my 8-track
tapes.
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MEMORIES : I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can
remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
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My favorite.

MINT CONDITION : Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running
condition, but walks well.

7 comments:

Lowell said...

Very funny and I think as you get older you appreciate this stuff more and more.

Hope you're weekend is filled with fun and laughter and good-looking men with all their parts intact!

TexWisGirl said...

too cute!

Merisi said...

Hilarious, thank you for the laugh! :-)

Wishing you a wonderful weekend,
Merisi

Paula Scott Molokai Girl Studio said...

Oh, I love that banner shot! The henna work is gorgeous and it goes so well with the brocade on the grooms attire. Looking forward to seeing more of your shots from India!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Nothing like a giggle to start the weekend!! YAM xx

Jack said...

I understand these completely. Help me!

George said...

I think a sense of humor helps keep us young. Thanks for the smiles.

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