While I sat in the
reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a
wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat
there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with
him, a little boy slipped off his mother's lap and walked over to the
wheelchair. Placing his hand on the man's, he said, I know how you feel. My Mom
makes me ride in the stroller too..'
*****
As I was nursing my
baby, my cousin's six-year-old daughter, Krissy, came into the room. Never
having seen anyone breast feed before, she was intrigued and full of all kinds
of questions about what I was doing.
After mulling over my answers, she remarked, 'My mom has some of those, but I
don't think she knows how to use them..'
*****
Out bicycling one day
with my eight-year-old Granddaughter, Carolyn, I got a little wistful. 'In ten
years,' I said, 'you'll want to be with your friends and you won't go walking,
biking, and swimming with me like you do now.
Carolyn shrugged. 'In ten years you'll be too old to do all those things
anyway.'
******
Working as a pediatric
nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to
children..
One day, I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her needle.
'No, no, no!' she screamed. 'Lizzie,' scolded her mother, 'that's not polite
behavior.' With that, the girl yelled even louder, 'No, thank you! No, thank
you!
******
On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my grandson innocently said to my
son, 'Dad, I know babies come from mommies' tummies, but how do they get there
in the first place?' After my son hemmed and hawed awhile, my grandson finally
spoke up in disgust, 'You don't have to make up something, Dad It's okay if you
don't know the answer.'
*****
Just before I was
deployed to Iraq , I sat my eight-year-old son down and broke the news to him.
'I'm going to be away for a long time,' I told him. 'I'm going to Iraq ..'
'Why?' he asked. 'Don't you know there's a war going on over there?'
*****
Paul Newman founded
the Hole in the Wall Gang Camp for children stricken with cancer, AIDS, and
blood
Diseases. One afternoon, he and is wife, Joanne Woodward, stopped by to have
lunch with the kids. A counselor at a nearby table, suspecting the young patients
wouldn't know Newman was a famous movie star, explained, that's the man who
made this camp possible. Maybe you've seen his picture on his salad dressing
bottle?' Blank stares. 'Well, you've probably seen his face on his lemonade
carton.' An eight-year-old girl perked up. 'How long was he missing?'
*****
... And my
personal favorite ..God's Problem Now:
His wife's graveside
service was just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder,
followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder
rumbling in the distance. The little, old man looked at the pastor and calmly
said, "Well, she's there."
A smile - is a sign of joy.
A hug - is a sign of love.
A laugh - is a sign of happiness.
And a friend like me?-Well that's just a sign of good taste!
We'll be friends until I am senile.
Then we'll be NEW friends!