You
have to love little kids!
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green.................Lime
Orange ..............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue." "It's what your Mother may sometimes call your Father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit out her lifesaver and yelled, "Oh my God, they're ass-holes!"
The teacher had to leave the room.
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red.....................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green.................Lime
Orange ..............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue." "It's what your Mother may sometimes call your Father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit out her lifesaver and yelled, "Oh my God, they're ass-holes!"
The teacher had to leave the room.
11 comments:
Hahahahaha! I knew that was coming Sylvia but it still made me laugh out loud!!
You have no idea how I am laughing right now. All the kids are SOL testing so I have some free time to do commenting. I must admit that I hear that term all the time and just ignore it. When the child calms down it is then I talk to him about his choice of words. Now, this is going to show you how OVER THE HILL I am. I have just spent the last 30 minutes commenting on LAST weeks posts. My decline is going a bit more quickly than I would like. So here I go starting over with this weeks posts. genie
ha ha, a good one for today
anni
Children can say the funniest things.
aw, that made me literally lol!
thank you, sylvia.
big hugs!
Too funny!!!!! Thanks for brightening up my day!
Thanks for the chuckle!;)
I guess this teacher won't ask that question anymore, lol.
Oh Sylvia, that is delightful! I've been that teacher on occasion and gosh, you just have to laugh at times...
Hello Sylvia. Always good to start the day with a smile as I commute to work on the train. The other passengers are looking at me strangely as I smile at my IPad!
You certainly made my day with this one, I' still laughing . . .
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