I will be gone for a part of the day and will be late getting to some of your blogs, but I'll get there!!
Flowers are like human beings . . . they thrive on a little kindness. Fred Streeter |
Flowers are like human beings . . . they thrive on a little kindness. Fred Streeter |
Whoever loves and understands a garden will find contentment within. Chinese Proverb |
All seasons are beautiful for the person who carries happiness within. Horace Friess |
Some people, like flowers, give pleasure, just by being. |
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln |
The miracle is this - the more we share, the more we have. Leonard Nimoy |
Charity should begin at home, but should not stay there. Philip Brooks |
All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity. Mark Twain |
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. Author Unknown |
Happiness comes of the capacity to feel deeply, to enjoy simply, to think freely, to risk life, to be needed. Storm Jameson |
The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. Allan K. Chalmers |
A man is not old until regrets start taking place of dreams. Anonymous |
United States in RECESSION
The recession has hit everybody really hard...
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen..
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.History will re-name this President "Owe" Bama.
And, finally....
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I said I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. Mark Twain |
One joy scatters a hundred griefs. Chinese Proverb |
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; the wise grows it under his feet. |
What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner. | |
Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. Nathaniel Hawthorne |
I'm sure going to look different next week!!! |