Happiness
is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.
-- Margaret B. Runbeck |
I miss you Sam!!
Saturday, January 16, 2016
Some Humorous Wisdom for the Day!
The biggest lie I tell myself is
..."I don't need to write that down,
I'll remember it."
Wouldn't it be great if we could
put ourselves in the dryer for ten
minutes; come out wrinkle-free
and three sizes smaller!
Last year I joined a support
group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet!
I don't trip over things, I do
random gravity checks!
I don't need anger management. I
need people to stop pissing me off!
Old age is coming at a really bad
time!
Lord grant me the strength to
accept the things I cannot change, the
courage to change the things I
can & the friends to post my bail when I
finally snap!
I don't have gray hair. I have
"wisdom highlights". I'm just very wise.!
My people skills are just fine.
It's my tolerance to idiots that needs
work.
If God wanted
me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.
The kids text me "plz"
which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is
shorter than "yes" .
I'm going to retire and live off
of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that
second week.
When did it change from "We
the people" to "screw the people"?
Even duct tape can't fix stupid
... but it can muffle the sound!
Why do I have to press one for
English when you're just gonna
transfer me to someone I can't
understand anyway?
Of course I talk to myself,
sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age "Getting
lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in
there for.
Chocolate comes from cocoa which
is a tree ... that makes it a plant
which means ... chocolate is
Salad!!!
Friday, January 15, 2016
One Quiet Moment
Fun and Laughs for the Day!!
Now
you should be more than ready for a fun weekend!!
ENJOY
EVERY MINUTE!!!
EVERY DAY!!
Thursday, January 14, 2016
Sky Watch Friday!
Dreams
are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped
possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born.
-- Dr. Dale Turner |
Good
judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
-- Will Rogers |
Love
is a curious thing. The more you give it away, the more it comes back to you.
-- David L. Weatherford |
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