Okay, Okay!! I give up! It's too hot and I DO need a haircut!! |
I miss you Sam!!
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Shadow Shot Sunday!
Come play with us and the shadows!!
Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. Aristotle |
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. Laurence J. Peter |
The only way to have a friend is to be one. Ralph Waldo Emerson |
Friday, May 25, 2012
Weekend Reflections
We can't plan life. All we can do is be available for it. Lauryn Hill |
The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. Jacob August Riis |
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Sky Watch Friday!
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. William James |
When humor goes, there goes civilization. Erma Bombeck |
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. George Eliot |
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Evening Wisdom and Beauty
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain |
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. Francis Bacon |
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. Mahatma Gandhi |
Maxine's Latest Advice!!
WHAT A GREAT
IDEA!!!!....
Here's the way it should be:
Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes.
This would correct two things in one motion:
Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical
Treatment, wheel chairs, etc.
They would receive money instead of having to pay it out..
They would have constant video monitoring, so they would be helped instantly... If they fell or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes.
All meals and snacks would be brought to them.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose..
They would have access to a library, weight/fitness room, spiritual counseling, a pool and education...and free admission to in-house concerts by nationally recognized entertainment artists.
Simple clothing - i.e.. Shoes, slippers, pj's - and legal aid would be free, upon request.
There would be private, secure rooms provided for all with an outdoor exercise yard complete with gardens.
Each senior would have a P.C., T.V., phone and radio in their room at no cost.
They would receive daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear any complaints and the ACLU would fight for their rights and protection.
The guards would have a code of conduct to be strictly adhered to, with attorneys available, at no charge to protect the seniors and their families from abuse or neglect.
As for the criminals:
They would receive cold food.
They would be left alone and unsupervised.
They would receive showers once a week.
They would live in tiny rooms, for which they would have to pay $5,000 per month.
They would have no hope of ever getting out.
Sounds pretty good to me!
Here's the way it should be:
Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes.
This would correct two things in one motion:
Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical
Treatment, wheel chairs, etc.
They would receive money instead of having to pay it out..
They would have constant video monitoring, so they would be helped instantly... If they fell or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes.
All meals and snacks would be brought to them.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose..
They would have access to a library, weight/fitness room, spiritual counseling, a pool and education...and free admission to in-house concerts by nationally recognized entertainment artists.
Simple clothing - i.e.. Shoes, slippers, pj's - and legal aid would be free, upon request.
There would be private, secure rooms provided for all with an outdoor exercise yard complete with gardens.
Each senior would have a P.C., T.V., phone and radio in their room at no cost.
They would receive daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear any complaints and the ACLU would fight for their rights and protection.
The guards would have a code of conduct to be strictly adhered to, with attorneys available, at no charge to protect the seniors and their families from abuse or neglect.
As for the criminals:
They would receive cold food.
They would be left alone and unsupervised.
They would receive showers once a week.
They would live in tiny rooms, for which they would have to pay $5,000 per month.
They would have no hope of ever getting out.
Sounds pretty good to me!
The Secret Service issued new
rules of conduct for agents Friday!
|
They
can no longer get drunk, procure hookers or go to strip bars.
The
rules say that from now on, if agents feel compelled to engage in such behavior,
they can run for public office like everyone else.
Have a very Happy Wednesday everyone!!!
Have a very Happy Wednesday everyone!!!
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Evening Wisdom and Beauty
If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. Jennifer Jones |
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. Francis Bacon |
The better I get to know men, the more I
find myself loving dogs. Charles de Gaulle |
Smiles for Tuesday!
Monday, May 21, 2012
Our World!!
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. Carl Jung
|
I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see. John Burroughs |
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day. E. B. White |
We can't plan life. All we can do is be available for it. Lauryn Hill |
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Evening Wisdom and Beauty
Pets Forever!!
Hey guys, get up off your tush and lets go see Bozo over at his pad in Mumbai! It's always a fun time when we all get together and talk about what's been happin', Bro! You know? Get your human to click on the Post Title, that'll take them to the website where you can sign up! I'll be waiting for you!! |
NO!! I know what you're thinking and I don't need another haircut!! I can see just fine!!! |
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