WHAT A GREAT
IDEA!!!!....
Here's the way it should be:
Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes.
This would correct two things in one motion:
Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical
Treatment, wheel chairs, etc.
They would receive money instead of having to pay it out..
They would have constant video monitoring, so they would be helped instantly... If they fell or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes.
All meals and snacks would be brought to them.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose..
They would have access to a library, weight/fitness room, spiritual counseling, a pool and education...and free admission to in-house concerts by nationally recognized entertainment artists.
Simple clothing - i.e.. Shoes, slippers, pj's - and legal aid would be free, upon request.
There would be private, secure rooms provided for all with an outdoor exercise yard complete with gardens.
Each senior would have a P.C., T.V., phone and radio in their room at no cost.
They would receive daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear any complaints and the ACLU would fight for their rights and protection.
The guards would have a code of conduct to be strictly adhered to, with attorneys available, at no charge to protect the seniors and their families from abuse or neglect.
As for the criminals:
They would receive cold food.
They would be left alone and unsupervised.
They would receive showers once a week.
They would live in tiny rooms, for which they would have to pay $5,000 per month.
They would have no hope of ever getting out.
Sounds pretty good to me!
Here's the way it should be:
Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes.
This would correct two things in one motion:
Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical
Treatment, wheel chairs, etc.
They would receive money instead of having to pay it out..
They would have constant video monitoring, so they would be helped instantly... If they fell or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes.
All meals and snacks would be brought to them.
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose..
They would have access to a library, weight/fitness room, spiritual counseling, a pool and education...and free admission to in-house concerts by nationally recognized entertainment artists.
Simple clothing - i.e.. Shoes, slippers, pj's - and legal aid would be free, upon request.
There would be private, secure rooms provided for all with an outdoor exercise yard complete with gardens.
Each senior would have a P.C., T.V., phone and radio in their room at no cost.
They would receive daily phone calls.
There would be a board of directors to hear any complaints and the ACLU would fight for their rights and protection.
The guards would have a code of conduct to be strictly adhered to, with attorneys available, at no charge to protect the seniors and their families from abuse or neglect.
As for the criminals:
They would receive cold food.
They would be left alone and unsupervised.
They would receive showers once a week.
They would live in tiny rooms, for which they would have to pay $5,000 per month.
They would have no hope of ever getting out.
Sounds pretty good to me!
The Secret Service issued new
rules of conduct for agents Friday!
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They
can no longer get drunk, procure hookers or go to strip bars.
The
rules say that from now on, if agents feel compelled to engage in such behavior,
they can run for public office like everyone else.
Have a very Happy Wednesday everyone!!!
Have a very Happy Wednesday everyone!!!
11 comments:
Too funny, Sylvia, though the criminal-senior citizen one is "right on". Thanks for sharing. Mickie ;)
Oh, you are making me laugh today Sylvia.
I love this, Sylvia!
Big smile!
Unfortunately it is not funny at all and applies here as well except that our nursing homes cost about twice as much. Just think of having art classes or studying for a law degree at no cost where an ordinary student living on the bread line amasses a debt of over 100,00.00 dollars that is deducted from your salary in instalments once you start work. No wonder our graduates leave the country as soon as possible.
I love the new secret service rules!
Each of these is wonderful. Thanks for making my day brighter.
So sad that criminals are treated betterthan our senior citizens! And it is a shame that even the Secret Service can't be trusted.
Wondering... what this society is coming to?!
The first sounds like a great plan Sylvia..if only!
Love all your posts and what a great sense of humor. Have a great weekend.
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