Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. Albert Einstein |
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. Reba McEntire |
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. Albert Einstein |
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. Reba McEntire |
Come forth into the light of things; Let nature be your Teacher. William Wordsworth |
Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. Danny Kaye |
What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable. Joseph Addison |
Life is nothing without friendship. Marcus Tullius Cicero |
Autumn burned brightly, a running flame through the mountains, a torch flung to the trees. Faith Baldwin |
Nature does nothing uselessly. Aristotle |
THE TOILET SEAT
Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet.Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing,he left to take care of another matter before she returned.
She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.
About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.
They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.
Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.).
Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......I just never saw one mounted and framed."
And the shot for the day!
Man's Best Friend!
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Time for "Our World" again! This is a wonderful way to find the beauty, the fun, the good and even the bad things about Our World and to share them! Hope you will join us! Click on the link to go to the Our World site and sign up!! http://ourworldtuesdaymeme.blogspot.com/ We've had some gray, chilly mornings and some rain, but we've had some sun and blue skies, too! Still, it is time for flowering plants to come inside for the winter, the leaves on the trees are turning brilliant colors and the sun sets earlier in skies that appear all too ready to say goodnight! I had posted the leaf last night, but so many commented about it I thought I'd add it to todays post. I found it on my way home from the store yesterday and the colors were so incredible that I couldn't leave it lying in the street! Hope you all had a great week! Enjoy! |
Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. Dr. Dale Turner |
Nothing in life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it. Ellen Glasgow |
Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. Author Unknown Elbert Hubbard |
Hey guys, get up off your tush and lets go see Bozo over at his pad in Mumbai! It's always a fun time when we all get together and talk about what's been happin', Bro! You know? Get your human to click on the Post Title, that'll take them to the website where you can sign up! I'll be waiting for you!! |
Woo Hoo! Hey! Can you see me? |
I have a new bedroom! All my own! Well, I sleep there during the day, but sleep with Mom at night -- I don't want her to get lonely!! But now I can hide out during the day and still keep watch! Pretty cool, huh? |