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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Toliet Seat Chuckle -- Be Careful Where You Sit!



THE TOILET SEAT 
Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet.
Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing,
he left to take care of another matter before she returned. 

She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat. 

About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.
 
They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.
 
Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts.
 Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room. 
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.). 

Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them......I just never saw one mounted and framed."





And the shot for the day!
Man's Best Friend!








16 comments:

Lois said...

Thanks for making me laugh this morning Sylvia!

gigihawaii said...

That photo is simply hilarious! I wasn't expecting it. I wonder if the guy's face resembles his dog's, as well. lol.

Dianne said...

when I was hugely pregnant I got stuck in the subway turnstile!
something tells me the transit cops are still talking about it ;)

love the dalmation twins

I showed Hope and she pointed to the guy and told me - "that man is not a dog!"

Gillian Olson said...

Funny story and I love the "dogs" best friend picture.

Tina´s PicStory said...

cool shot :)

Cildemer said...

Hi hi hi! The story made my day! But the shot was even more hilarious!
Thanks for sharing, Sylvia;o)

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Hope you are having a nice and happy week * Hugs***

This Is My Blog - fishing guy said...

Sylvia: That was a cute story, have a great week.

Wanda said...

Oh Sylvia....that is just to funny...and I love the photo too.

Arija said...

. . . and who says dogs don't look like their owners. Thanks for the much needed giggle.

I'm off tomorrow to be with my sister for a few days. May not be able to post on Our World next week.

Sridharan said...

What a way to start the day.. interesting picture..!

mississippi artist said...

Both the joke and the photo are hilarious!I will be chuckling all night.

Team G Square said...

very nice .

Grayquill said...

You let me down - I was expecting picture proof. Although the picture in my mind was bit more than I wanted.

Ugich Konitari said...

That makes it 1002 dalmatians ?

Indrani said...

Love reading such stuffs again and again. :)
Great pic.

Carly said...

wow! the shot of the day is something else!

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