I count myself lucky, having long ago won a lottery paid to me in seven sunrises a week for life. ~Robert Brault, |
I miss you Sam!!
Saturday, August 2, 2014
One Quiet Moment
Friday, August 1, 2014
One Quiet Moment
The Missing Wife -- Sound Familiar???
Husband :- I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector :- What is her height?Husband :-I never checked.
Inspector :- Slim or healthy?.
Husband :- Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector :- Color of eyes?
Husband :- Never noticed.
Inspector :- Color of hair?
Husband :- Changes according to season.
Inspector :- What was she wearing?
Husband :- Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector :- Was she driving?
Husband :- yes.
Inspector :- color of the car? . . . . .
Husband :- black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door......................and then the husband started crying...
Inspector:- Don't worry sir,.....We will find your car.
Inspector :- What is her height?Husband :-I never checked.
Inspector :- Slim or healthy?.
Husband :- Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector :- Color of eyes?
Husband :- Never noticed.
Inspector :- Color of hair?
Husband :- Changes according to season.
Inspector :- What was she wearing?
Husband :- Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector :- Was she driving?
Husband :- yes.
Inspector :- color of the car? . . . . .
Husband :- black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door......................and then the husband started crying...
Inspector:- Don't worry sir,.....We will find your car.
Thursday, July 31, 2014
Sky Watch Friday!!
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. --Buddha |
Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once. Lillian Dickson |
In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. Charlie Brown |
Wednesday, July 30, 2014
Tuesday, July 29, 2014
How About This Advice for the Day!!!
Meet
Mary Everett, 102 years old. She says she has not been to the doctor
since she was in her 40's.What's her secret to good health?
“For
better digestion I drink beer, in the case of appetite loss I drink
white wine, in the case of low blood pressure I drink red wine, in the
case of high blood pressure I drink scotch, and when I have a cold I
drink schnapps.” When asked "do you drink water?” She replied “I've never been that sick!”
Hey, I think I'm going with her!!!
Hey, I think I'm going with her!!!
Monday, July 28, 2014
Our World!!
Sunday, July 27, 2014
One Quiet Moment
Happy Sunday!!
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