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Friday, August 1, 2014

The Missing Wife -- Sound Familiar???

Husband :- I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector :- What is her height?Husband :-I never checked.
Inspector :- Slim or healthy?.
Husband :- Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector :- Color of eyes?
Husband :- Never noticed.
Inspector :- Color of hair?
Husband :- Changes according to season.
Inspector :- What was she wearing?
Husband :- Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector :- Was she driving?
Husband :- yes.
Inspector :- color of the car? . . . . .
Husband :- black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED     headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door......................and then the husband started crying...
Inspector:- Don't worry sir,.....We will find your car.

12 comments:

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Men and their cars... Funny :) Happy weekend Sylvia.

Arija said...

Just like a man . . .

Lowell said...

This is great! I think it's a story that has a lot of truth in it. Like when they surveyed a bunch of old guys and asked them if they had to choose between sex and golf for the rest of their lives, most of them chose golf. :) I wasn't among the group, so no smart comments! Heh, heh!

Mama Zen said...

Sounds about right!

TexWisGirl said...

bwahahaha!

James said...

Hey, we aren't all like that. I'd choose my wife over my car and maybe even over my camera. ;-)

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
cackle cackle cackle...... YAM xx

Betty Manousos said...

too funny! thanks for sharing.

i linked to you today!

xo

RuneE said...

That is what I call getting your priorities right :-)

Brian Miller said...

what a relief the car was saved. ha.
i hope i am not this oblivious of my wife. smiles.

Jack said...

You can add my chuckles to the list.

Indrani said...

Ha... ha... good one :D

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