Husband :- I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector :- What is her height?Husband :-I never checked.
Inspector :- Slim or healthy?.
Husband :- Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector :- Color of eyes?
Husband :- Never noticed.
Inspector :- Color of hair?
Husband :- Changes according to season.
Inspector :- What was she wearing?
Husband :- Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector :- Was she driving?
Husband :- yes.
Inspector :- color of the car? . . . . .
Husband :- black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door......................and then the husband started crying...
Inspector:- Don't worry sir,.....We will find your car.
Inspector :- What is her height?Husband :-I never checked.
Inspector :- Slim or healthy?.
Husband :- Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector :- Color of eyes?
Husband :- Never noticed.
Inspector :- Color of hair?
Husband :- Changes according to season.
Inspector :- What was she wearing?
Husband :- Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector :- Was she driving?
Husband :- yes.
Inspector :- color of the car? . . . . .
Husband :- black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door......................and then the husband started crying...
Inspector:- Don't worry sir,.....We will find your car.
12 comments:
Men and their cars... Funny :) Happy weekend Sylvia.
Just like a man . . .
This is great! I think it's a story that has a lot of truth in it. Like when they surveyed a bunch of old guys and asked them if they had to choose between sex and golf for the rest of their lives, most of them chose golf. :) I wasn't among the group, so no smart comments! Heh, heh!
Sounds about right!
bwahahaha!
Hey, we aren't all like that. I'd choose my wife over my car and maybe even over my camera. ;-)
Hari OM
cackle cackle cackle...... YAM xx
too funny! thanks for sharing.
i linked to you today!
xo
That is what I call getting your priorities right :-)
what a relief the car was saved. ha.
i hope i am not this oblivious of my wife. smiles.
You can add my chuckles to the list.
Ha... ha... good one :D
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