The sun, the earth, love, friends, our very breath are parts of the banquet. Rebecca H. Davis |
To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides. David Viscott |
Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. Charlotte Whitton |
The sun, the earth, love, friends, our very breath are parts of the banquet. Rebecca H. Davis |
To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides. David Viscott |
Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. Charlotte Whitton |
All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. Henry Ellis |
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. Mark Twain |
Diligence is a good thing, but taking things easy is much more restful. Mark Twain |
Life is a gift, and it offers us the privilege, opportunity, and responsibility to give something back by becoming more. Anthony Robbins |
Life is too deep for words. so don’t try to describe it - just live it. Unknown |
Life becomes harder for us when we live for others, but it also becomes richer and happier. Albert Schweitzer |
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. Langston Hughes |
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain |
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. Carl Jung |
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. Earl Wilson |
And for the women in the audience!
PREGNANCY Q & A & more!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q?: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.?
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q?: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
"ESTROGEN ISSUES"
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cell phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says:
"How's my driving".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
Time for "Our World" again! This is a wonderful way to find the beauty, the fun, the good and even the bad things about Our World and to share them! Hope you will join us! Click on the link to go to the Our World site and sign up!! http://ourworldtuesdaymeme.blogspot.com/ To help me appreciate the fact that it isn't cold enough to snow again, I decided to show you a bit of my world when it is covered with snow! Take note of the expression on the seagulls face and you'll see the general response to snow in the northwest! Have a wonderful, beautiful week! Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours." Robert Byrne To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. W.J. Vogel |
The best portion of a good man's life is the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. William Wordsworth |
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live. Elbert Hubbard |
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. Evan Esar |
He's back!!! Bozo is back!! I'm glad I got my haircut!! |