Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn
Smart Woman's Day, so please send this message to someone you think fits this
description. Please do not send it back to me as I have already received it
from a Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman! And remember this motto to live by:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,
chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, totally worn out and screaming 'WOOO
HOOOOO what a ride!'
To the Girls !!
Inside
every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.
~ Cora Harvey Armstrong ~
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up
with cookies.
~ Unknown~
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
~ Helen Hayes (at 73)~
I refuse to think of them as chin hair. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
~ Janette Barb er~
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
~Bette Davis~
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts
falling apart.
~ Caryn Leschen ~
I'm not going
to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on.
~Roseanne Barr~
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman
~Maryon Pearson~
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
~Eleanor Roosevelt~
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!