IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT
THESE THEN YOUR DAY WAS WORSE THAN MINE! PLEASE LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF
SUNSHINE AND LAUGH OUT LOUD!
A
little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four
cans and took them to the check out counter. The girl at the cash register
said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you
have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants
proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."
The
little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store.
They sold her the cat food. The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog
food. Again the cashier said, " I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food
without proof that you have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but
the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog."
So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the dog food.
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady
asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No,
you might have a snake in there." The little old lady assured her that
there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger
into the box and quickly pulled it out. She said to the little old lady,
"That smells like poop." The little old lady said,
"It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."
Do NOT mess with old people.
