Some Humor for Wednesday! We Need All We Can Get!!

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United States in RECESSION  The recession has hit everybody really hard... My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. A picture is now only worth 200 words. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. History will re-name this President "Owe" Bama. And, finally.... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I said I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

And on a lighter note ......

Where do red-headed babies come from? 

After their baby was born, the new father who was  quite perturbed, went to  see his wife's obstetrician. 

'Doctor, said the man, I'm am quite upset because my daughter has red hair!'  'She can't possibly be mine!' 

'Nonsense!' the doctor said, 'Even though you, and your wife have black hair, one of your ancestor's may have contributed red hair to the pool.' 

'It isn't possible,' the man insisted.  'This can't be, our families on BOTH sides had jet black hair for generations!'  

'Well, said the doctor, let me ask you this, how often do you have sex?'

 

The man now embarrassed, replies

sheepishly, 'I've been working very hard for the last year, and we only made love once or twice every few months.'

'Well, there you have it,' said the doctor, confidently,

It's Rust! 

Smile, giggle or laugh out loud, that's what makes life worth living!!