'OLD' IS WHEN....
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot..
'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy
and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going braless
pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action'
means you don't need to take any fibre today.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car
in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
to use the bathroom.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
You are not sure these are jokes
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot..
'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy
and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going braless
pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action'
means you don't need to take any fibre today.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car
in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
to use the bathroom.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
You are not sure these are jokes
I'm trying that braless thing. I'll let you know if it works!
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Oh nooooo! I do sometimes have a hard time finding my car haha! Not a good sigh!
ReplyDeleteSince I can relate to a majority of these, I must be getting old. But I still appreciate the grins this post brought.
ReplyDeleteToo Cute, Sylvia---and unfortunately there is alot of truth in most of them... ha ha
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Betsy
Funny Sylvia! Funny and true...
ReplyDeleteRolling and laughing out loud here. Thanks for cheering up my gloomy day, Sylvia! And thanks for donating at WFP too. God bless your kind heart.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteI sometimes arrive somewhere and meanwhile I've forgotten what I came there for! Not a good sign too!
If you could see me now.. my smile is a mile wide.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the funny ha ha, Sylvia :)
LOL, good to start the day with a laugh. Thank you, Sylvia.
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