Tuesday, July 17, 2012

TSA Airport Screening Updates...


                Very accurate data provided.








Information you may not need but now have.
January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3



It was also discovered that 535 congress representatives had no balls at all. 
 

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11 comments:

  1. PerthDailyPhotoJuly 17, 2012 at 7:48 AM

    Oh that's just hilarious..Hope it's not true what they say about breast implants exploding at high altitudes, this could turn out to be a bit messy!!

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  2. Yogi♪♪♪July 17, 2012 at 9:27 AM

    Three actual blondes huh? I thought they were extinct.

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  3. Paula Scott Molokai Girl StudioJuly 17, 2012 at 9:28 AM

    Where do you find these things? LOL! Nice to start the day with a chuckle and a smile!

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  4. JMJuly 17, 2012 at 10:02 AM

    this is too funny!!

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  5. This is BelgiumJuly 17, 2012 at 10:25 AM

    wonder who came up with these numbers -;

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  6. Pat TillettJuly 17, 2012 at 11:57 AM

    HA! That was so funny!

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  7. UnknownJuly 17, 2012 at 12:03 PM

    Very funny, a good laugh to start my day.

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  8. JackJuly 17, 2012 at 3:33 PM

    You are a hoot, Sylvia.

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  9. GeorgeJuly 17, 2012 at 6:32 PM

    It's good to see that our tax money is being put to such productive use.

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  10. CherryJuly 17, 2012 at 8:40 PM

    LOL! thought it was something serious until i reached the end of the post. ;)

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  11. cieldequimperJuly 18, 2012 at 12:31 AM

    Oh very funny!!! :-)

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