Wednesday, November 7, 2012

A Giggle or Two from That Other OLD Broad!

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's "Patootie".
It's the tortoise life for me!
 
1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run-- and does nothing--yet it lives for 450 years.
 
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.
 
I'm retired.
 
Go around me.

11 comments:

  1. I'm finding it so hard to remember to exercise, but I know I have to. Sigh...

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  2. LOL. Good one, Sylvia. Although I must say, it was so lovely this morning after an early morning rain shower that I just had to go out for a walk for an hour before work.

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  3. Thank you Sylvia for the loughs.
    I needed them.
    have a nice afternoon.
    Costas

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  4. I always tell people to go around me or don't wait for me ;)

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  5. Right up my alley.

    So sorry I have not been able for quite some months to rise to my OUR WORLD hosting responsibilities. Almost constant extreme pain is quite a drain to concentration and cohesive thought. I'm slowly clawing my way back. At least I managed to post this week, if not visit.

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  6. LOL for sure -- . Everybody named Sylvia seems to know what's what ;>)

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  7. Oh what laughs from the other old broad! I feel like her today: "Go around me!" Jo

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  8. Some very good point there Sylvia haha!

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