1.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2.
My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.
3.
I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling
apart.
4.
Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
5.
If all is not lost, where is it?
6.
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
7.
Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
8.
I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.
9.
Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
10.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
11.
Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
12.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
13.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the
bathroom.
14.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my
knees.
15.
When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone want to play
chess?
16.
Its not hard to meet expenses .. they're everywhere.
17.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
18.
These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. I go somewhere
to get something, and then wonder what I'm hereafter.
19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
20.
DID I SHARE THESE WITH YOU BEFORE????
Love these! #5 made me laugh out loud!
ReplyDeletecuteness. :)
ReplyDeleteAll true Sylvia.
ReplyDeleteIf we do not face age with humor, then we 've lost the game.
Have a beautiful day.
Costas
With re to your question: I can't remember. Who are you and why do you have this blog?
ReplyDeleteHave you shared this bunch of funny sayings before? If not, why not?
I'd go home now, but I think I'm already there.
Bye!
Whoever you are, you are pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteToo funny! This was so much fun, Sylvia.
ReplyDeleteSo much fun indeed.. I loved this post Sylvia..
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