Sunday, August 4, 2013

“4 Worms In Church”
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. 

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
 

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
 

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
 

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup..
 

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
 

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . .
 . . . Dead . 


The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead . 


Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead. 
Fourth worm in good clean soil . . . Alive  


So the Minister asked the congregation,
 

"What did you learn from this demonstration?"
 





Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
 
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
 

you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service
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Today is International Disturbed People's Day.

11 comments:

  1. Maxine is a classic..words of wisdom hey Sylvia..except for the smoking and drinking haha!

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  2. I like the way Maxine thinks! I hope you're having a great weekend.

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  3. LOL This is how young people look at things today.

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  4. It's the children who figure things out.

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  5. I can always count on Maxine for a big chuckle. Thanks for the smiles.

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  6. Pass the chocolate, sweetheart.

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  7. Ha,ha, .. Well I run the risk of getting worms...
    Wil

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  8. Hari OM
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONTH SYLVIA - 80 is certainly worth the celebrating!!!

    I am thinking that probably you have lived in good clean earth... &*>

    Huge hugs, YAM xxx

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