“4 Worms In Church”
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup..
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead .
The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead .
Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil . . . Alive �
So the Minister asked the congregation,
"What did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service!
Today is International Disturbed People's Day.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup..
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead .
The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead .
Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.
So the Minister asked the congregation,
"What did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service!
Today is International Disturbed People's Day.
Maxine is a classic..words of wisdom hey Sylvia..except for the smoking and drinking haha!
ReplyDeletetoo cute. so when's the 80th???
ReplyDeleteVery wise!
ReplyDeleteGod bless you!
Cezar
I like the way Maxine thinks! I hope you're having a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteLOL This is how young people look at things today.
ReplyDeleteIt's the children who figure things out.
ReplyDeletelol!!
ReplyDeleteI can always count on Maxine for a big chuckle. Thanks for the smiles.
ReplyDeletePass the chocolate, sweetheart.
ReplyDeleteHa,ha, .. Well I run the risk of getting worms...
ReplyDeleteWil
Hari OM
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY MONTH SYLVIA - 80 is certainly worth the celebrating!!!
I am thinking that probably you have lived in good clean earth... &*>
Huge hugs, YAM xxx